10 Best Car Names

Caranddriver Jan 2008

10 Best Vaguely Sexual Car Names:
Ford Probe
Dodge Magnum
Suzuki Aerio
Volvo
Audi TT
Stanley Steamer
Subaru Outback
Ford Bronco
Bugatti Veyron Pur Sang
Dodge Ram

10 Best Rejected Ford Vehicle Names:
Falafel
Freebase
Expire
Freeloader
Excon
Entrail
Famine
Exxon
ForceX
Exfoliate

10 Best Suspiciously (Homo) Erotic Automotive Terms:
Stretch a Head Stud
Stroker Crank
Double Pumper
Sit on the Pole
Tighten the Gland Nuts
Slave Cylinder
Boring and Stroking
The Miata Club of America
Layshaft
Belt-Driven Blower

10 Best Rejected Car Magazine Titles:
GM Show Cars for Jay Leno Weekly
Honky!
Modern Molester Van
Just a Crapload of Press Kits Monthly
Corolla Rampante
The Economycarimist
Blinker: The Magazine for Oblivious Coots
Populist Mechanics
Ass-Engines Nazi Sled Quarterly
Keith Martin's Sports Car Market 2008 Guide to Bidding in Auctions While Totally Hammered

10 Best Car Names that Sound Like Stage Names:
Mercedes
Fiero
Veracruz
Dakota
Savana
Sundance
Aurora
Diamante
Fiesta
Aveo

sit on the pole.....,yeah.

who i wonder who at Ford thought of ever naming something famine

under the section for slightly homo - the miata club of america- LMAO!!!!!!