08 5spd hatch- must sell fast-Arlington, Texas

[08 pizza wagon]

For sale: 2008 Aveo, a little less than 90,000 miles. KBB estimated fair condition. Clear Texas blue title. Engine has about 30,000 miles on it. I'm sure you guys know all about the mileage, airbags, etc. This thing is a freaking tank. As for the bad: Driver's door got backed into, broke off half the mirror and left an ugly dent. Driver's and passenger door locks have been punched by those punk kids these days. Slow leak in rear driver's tire. Registration and inspection are expired. Check engine light is on due to a funky crank- or camshaft(can't remember which) sensor. Battery's dead, also cause those punk kids broke in and left the light on all night. Um, let's see... oh, yeah, I wore a hole in the carpet under the brake from driving so much. Lost my job, almost out of money, and I'd really like to get a pack of decent cigarettes. I'd like $4000, but I doubt that'll happen. Send me insultingly low offers and we'll haggle from there. I'd also consider partial or whole trades involving guns, gold and silver bullion, or anything else that's easier to sell than a freaking car. -Joe